Mimosas for Mom

Since we set you at ease last week with a helping hand toward your weekend cocktail and towards getting the ultimate Mother’s Day gift, we feel there is nothing left to do but give you one last tip for the big celebration! The woman sat in labor for “fill in amount of hours you have been guilt-ed with everyday of your adult life” here, so the least you can do is make a decent effort to get her a good gift and show up to brunch with a smile. That’s right you eye-rollers, check that I-would-rather-be-watching-watching-sports attitude at the door, and show some respect to the woman who cleaned your dirty socks and put food in your tummy. You one task is to make a very large pitcher of mimosas to serve at brunch. The quick acting potion, did we say potion, we mean Champaign, will have you forgetting all about the sports game you have a c-note riding on, and will have mom smiling and even “happier” when she reacts to the lovely Tweety Fine Jewelry you secured last week as her big gift. Between the Tweety Fine Jewelry gift, and the liquor you disguised with OJ, you just bought yourself at least a few months of the good side. Good job son! That a’ boy!

Mix two parts OJ with three parts Champaign. Garnish with orange slice. (Just do it! It will make her happy if the drink looks pretty.)